BEASTIALITY’S BEST

Lyrics

CHORUS:
Bestiality’s best, boys,
Bestiality’s best – FUCK A WALLABY!
Bestiality’s best, boys,
Bestiality’s best.

SAMPLE VERSE
Make a llama a mama, boys,
Make a llama a mama (BESTIALITY!)
Make a llama a mama, boys,
Make a llama a mama, (BECAUSE) . . .(chorus)

OPTIONAL VERSES:

Stick your dork in a stork

Make an eel squeal

Rub your beaver on a retriever

Rub your box on a fox

Rub your clitoris on a hippopotamus

Rub your clitty on a kitty

Rub your cunt on an elephunt

Rub your twat on an ocelot

Grind your mound on a hound

Drip your juice on a moose

Give your milk to an elk

Fool with the tool of a mule

Anyway you can with a pelican

Be a queer with a deer

Be a rotter with an otter

Be very pleasant to a pheasant

Bring a flea to her knees

Chuck your sperm in a worm

Do an illegal with an eagle

Do it funky with a monkey

Down the throat of a goat

Drop some goo in a shrew

Ejaculate in a snake

Get a suck from a duck

Get in deep with a sheep

Get it out for a trout

Give a lickin’ to a chicken

Give your milk to an elk

Go a rounder with a flounder

Go and defile a crocodile

Be a pimp for a chimp

Have a frig with a pig

Have a fuck with a duck

Have a goose with a moose

Have a lark with an aardvark

Have a rape with an ape

Have a shag with a stag

Have a squirm with a worm

In the Bahamas with some llamas

In the sack with yak.

Have intercourse with a horse

Make it limp in a chimp

Make it twirl in a squirrel

Make love with a dove

Make some porn with a unicorn

In the bog with a dog

On a train with a crane

Part the hare of a mare

Put it in the mid of a squid

Put your cock in a peacock

Put your noodle to a poodle

Put your thang in an orangutan

Shoot your load in a toad

Shove your log in a dog

Shove your willy up a filly

Sixty-nine with a swine

Stick your dork in a stork

Stick your needle in a beetle

Up the ass of a bass

Up the fanny of a nanny

Up the hole of a mole

Notes

The chorus starts the song, followed by additional verses. After each verse the chorus is repeated and another verse is added. Verses can be sung in any order. Verses and simply repeating of the same line four times, with slight additions after each time the line is sung. “Boys” is added after the first and third time a line is sung, with “beastiality” yelled after the second line, and “because” added after fourth line. When the song is completed, the chorus is sung a final time.