About this run

Yeah, that's tomorrow. Yeah, it's last minute. Sorry. I had a plan. Or, at least a concept of a plan. Life decided otherwise. Now, I have a new, much shorter, plan. It's time, again, to dig out those cutoffs, trucker caps, sleeveless belly shirts... all the SKC standards. Tease out your mullets but skip the blue eye shadow- that's more a Lynwood thing. Practice your Monster Truck Macarena, Perm Prance, and Gotta Pee Dervish. Pile all your friends in the car and head to Hanging Gardens Trailhead for the 15th (mostly) annual Green Riverhash. Details, below, are exactly as have been announced at every trail MRJ has attended since Green Riverhash 14. What: 3ish mile, A-A', shiggy, river, 2 drink checks Where: Hanging Gardens Trailhead, Enumclaw https://maps.app.goo.gl/1yZLoWW7S5i9bXWQ7 GPS: 47.283184, -121.965024 When: Sunday July 26 - meet at noon, launch by 12:30 Hash Cash: $5 Bring: whistle, pfd, shiggy socks, bear stick (to fend off bears and broken ankles), virgins, new shoes, helmet, cranium lamp, pickaxe, Green Riverdance skills (link below if you need a refresher) https://youtu.be/85DSN7vPGwY?si=HpAa3pk_Hu0GaGUv *There will be water crossings. If you are not comfortable in moving water, stay home. **Seriously, if you can't swim, don't come. ***Make no mistake, this is a SHIGGY trail... even the water parts. ****There is an opportunity to "float" after the first BC. It's not a leisurely float. Its rocky. There are rapids. Pack an innertube or lifevest with you on trail if you don't float well yourself. *****There may be a very limited number of very small innertubes provided. Don't count on them to support a full size human, or even hold air.