About this run

?? ON-ON BERLIN 150th FULL MOON ANALVERSARY TRAIL ?? Attention sketchy athletes and veteran booze hounds: Next Friday at 18:45 sharp(ish), the hares invite you miserable pack of degenerates to celebrate another glorious trail of poor decisions, suspicious shortcuts, and aggressively average running. ?? TRAIL TYPE: A-to-B, because making people solve transportation problems after beer is part of the tradition. ?? DATE/TIME: Friday 29.05.2026 @ 18:45 (pre-lube (BYOB), whining and fake stretching from 18:30) ?? START: U3 Podbielskiallee ?? OCCASION: 150th ANALVERSARY TRAIL Celebrating yet another iteration of: ? lost virgins ? confused tourists ? illegal-looking flour markings ? and the ongoing survival of this deeply incompetent institution. BRING: ? Hash Cash (5€) ? Headlamp ? Spare socks ? Emergency Döner money ? A believable excuse for next morning ? Absolutely NO dignity EXPECT: ? Questionable checks ? Dubious shortcuts ? Shiggy levels ranging from “mild inconvenience” to “what the fuck am I doing with my life?” ? At least one hare betrayal ? Drinks near for those not completely directionally fucked WARNING: Trail may contain hills, puddles, stairs, tunnels, aggressive shrubbery, and emotionally damaging levels of enthusiasm from the hares. The B destination will feature beverages, little snacks, anniversary nonsense and circle-related accusations. HASH ETIQUETTE REMINDER: If you get lost: Panic Blame the hare Follow whoever looks least sober ON-ON, The Anniversary Hares (still operational despite repeated concerns) Symphomanic & Ringpiece Location: U3 Podbielskiallee Event type: Full Moon Run Map Link: https://www.openstreetmap.org/search?lat=52.464439&lon=13.296547&zoom=19#map=19/52.464439/13.296547