About this run

Mais laisles les bons temps rouler, chere! Put on dem running shoes and get ready to hunt down some beer around dat Magnuson Park, sha! We laid down a trail marked up real good with dem tricky old hash marks, but I gotta warn you, every single mark is a check to keep your feet guessing. Now don't you go worrying about nothing because I swear on a big old plate of hot boudin dat dis trail is flat as a pancake with absolutely zero hills to climb, dry as a bone with no swampy water to splash in, and soft as moss with not one single piece of hard pavement to hurt your poor feet! Just keep your eyes peeled on the ground, don't get lost in the brush, and we gonna have us a cold brew waiting at the end, yeah! What: SeaMon H3 #560 (The Ca-june Trail) When: Monday 6/22/26, meet at 6:30pm, pack away by 7pm HST Where: Parking lot outside Magnuson Cafe & Brewery, north end of Magnuson Park Address: 7801 62nd Ave NE, Seattle, WA 98115 GPS: 47.688747476707384, -122.26447471617958 Who: Polish Sanchez & Dick in a Box Cost: $5 cash or PayPal to @SeaMonH3 Pack up your sack before you head out, sha! Here’s what you gotta bring if you want to survive dis run: - Dem Brand New Running Shoes: Bring your best ones, even though I promised you it’s all soft moss and no mud, yeah! - Your Pretty Sister: Bring dat attractive sister of yours along, cher, because we always got room for some good-looking company out in the brush! - A Fresh Virgin: Find you someone who ain't never done a hash run before, yeah, and drag 'em out so we can show 'em how we roll! - A Thirsty Throat: For drinking dat ice-cold beer we got waiting at the end of the trail. - Your Six Eyes: To spot dem sneaky little hash marks hiding in the brush. - An Extra Pair of Dry Socks: Just in case dat "perfectly dry trail" turns out to have a little swamp water on it anyway!