DIXIE

Lyrics

I wish I was in Dixie,
In Dixie, in Dixie,
Cause Dixie’s fucking hot!

Actions

During “La, la la la la la la”, some Hashers will dance in a small circle with their vessels above their cranium.

Notes

When the words “bum” and “junk” are sung the hash should point to those respective body parts. The final line can be enacted by bending a hariette over and thrusting in her general direction.

Variants

Depending on where you are and on what days the local hash is run, the lyrics may be changed to make note of this fact.